It's me again, don't mean to bug you.

I've got to set something straight. Jesus isn't Black. Jesus wan't brown, olive or colored in any way. For years now you've been hearing people say Jesus wasn't white, for example:

"It is a fact that Europeans hijacked Christ and portrayed him in their likeness," (Mark Dunford-May, 2006)

This isn't true. When I created Jesus I decided to make him different than everyone else. I wanted him to stand out, he's my boy. In Nazareth ( or was it Bethlehem? ) everyone else was colored in some way. There weren't "white" people for miles.

When he walked down the street I wanted people to notice - so I used some Nordic DNA?

Big Deal

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Worldnet Daily reports;

A media company that produced a best-selling documentary asserting that Jesus Christ never existed today launches its "War on Easter," encouraging volunteer atheists to plant copies of the film "The God Who Wasn't There" in churches across the United States.

I saw the movie in question and wasn't that impressed. I was ready to get by socks blown off or to hear something I've never heard before. Yawn; it was boring. The movie's creator says that he will place six hundred and sixty-six copies of the movie "The God Who Wasn't There" in churches across the United States. I've seen the movie, the way this guy works, it won't get done.

Why must people not heart Jesus? Even some Jews Heart Jesus!

Quit being player haters.

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Controversial Christian Faction Believes Jesus Was Nailed To Two Parallel Pieces Of Wood!

These aren't being sold by me, but they are funny. The shirt reads "I Heart Jesus and French Fries"! Many styles and colors are available - get one today.

Of course don't forget the classics at busted tees: Jesus Shaves and What Wouldn't Jesus Do?


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I'm not sure what exactly I want to fill this site with - but for now I've got the greatest link ever.


It's good to poke fun at the big guy every now and then - and this just happens to be a great way to do it! Jesus is Hitler, get over that fact now, then enjoy the site I'm going to point you too. To give you a taste:

Jesus is an evil, anti-Semitic coward. Just look at how fake he is. He claims to be the son of "God", and that he stands for good will towards men, but what he doesn't want you to know is that he is God's diabolical prodigal son. He spends all of his spare time killing Jews and punching babies. He tricked us all into believing that he was the "messiah", and that him being crucified was merely a sacrifice to absolve mankind for all of their sins. When in reality he was crucified by the Jews as a result of years of showboating and being a straight up dick.

It gets way better too! And there is evidence: Jesus and Hitler have never been spotted in the same place.

If you don't like this humor leave this blog now, and whatever you do don't click this link:


Oh and don't forget to read the Nazimail, people just don't get it.